'Good morning. Death Date Deadline, how can I help you?'
'I've got my Death Date letter -- it says two weeks!'
'Our Genetic Deathdate calculator is 99.6% correct.'
'But I haven't done everything yet. I was going to go to Mexico...'
'Sir ...'
'Drink Sangria on the beach ...'
'Sir!'
'With beautiful dancing girls.'
'Sir, could I ...'
'But, no. I'm just boring Mick O'Donnel from Aberystwyth; I've never even had a lap dance!'
'Mr O'Donnell your results haven't been released!'
'Oh wait -- I get my alerts in two weeks?'
'Enjoy Mexico sir! Thank you for your call.'
'I'm GOING TO LIVE! I'm going to Mexico right now. Oh, but it's Saturday .. and Strictly's on. Definitely tomorrow.'
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